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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st February 2008

Dilbert//6886, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 21st February 2008


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explanation for working malicious prove stupid unemployment benefits working


Official transcript

"Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunken lemurs."

"You won't be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed to malicious."

"Can you prove you're stupid?"

"Is thereanother explanation for working here?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I HAVE TO FIRE YOU FOR POSTING A COMIC COMPARING MANAGERS TO DRUNKEN LEMURS.

YOU WON'T BE ELIGIBLE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE YOU WERE STUPID AS OPPOSED TO MALICIOUS.

CAN YOU PROVE YOU'RE STUPID?

IS THERE ANOTHER EXPLANATION FOR WORKING HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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