Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd February 2008

Dilbert//6887, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 22nd February 2008

Tags

wally fired exit interview manipulation rigged system boss exploding servers

Official transcript

"I don't hold any grudges about being fired for hanging a comic on the wall."

"The company will be fine without my secret and exclusive knowledge of the critical systems."

"If the framistan starts to gabol, just purge the cache within sixty seconds and the servers won't explode."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HOLD ANY GRUDGES ABOUT BEING FIRED FOR HANGING A COMIC ON THE WALL.

THE COMPANY WILL BE FINE WITHOUT MY SECRET AND EXCLUSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE CRITICAL SYSTEMS IF THE FRAMISTAN STARTS TO GABOL, JUST PURGE THE CACHE WITHIN SIXTY SECONDS AND THE SERVERS WON'T EXPLODE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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