Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd February 2008

Dilbert//6887, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 22nd February 2008

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wally fired exit interview manipulation rigged system boss exploding servers

Official transcript

"I don't hold any grudges about being fired for hanging a comic on the wall."

"The company will be fine without my secret and exclusive knowledge of the critical systems."

"If the framistan starts to gabol, just purge the cache within sixty seconds and the servers won't explode."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HOLD ANY GRUDGES ABOUT BEING FIRED FOR HANGING A COMIC ON THE WALL.

THE COMPANY WILL BE FINE WITHOUT MY SECRET AND EXCLUSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE CRITICAL SYSTEMS IF THE FRAMISTAN STARTS TO GABOL, JUST PURGE THE CACHE WITHIN SIXTY SECONDS AND THE SERVERS WON'T EXPLODE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Framistan Purge"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character who has been fired from his job for hanging a comic on the wall. In response, he vows to exact revenge on his former company by deleting critical systems data, which will cause the company's servers to explode. The character's plan is to start with the Framistan cache, which will be purged within 60 seconds. The comic strip is a humorous take on the consequences of being fired and the lengths to which someone might go to seek revenge.

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