Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th February 2008

Dilbert//6889, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 24th February 2008

Tags

dating advice from dog pick up line ultimate pick up line criticism completes me low self esteem woman responds relationships

Official transcript

"I'm going to a singles mixer tonight."

"Do you have any advice?"

"Don't I always?"

"It's all about knowing what a woman needs."

"Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this."

"What is it?"

"It's the ultimate pick up line."

"Um...Hi. Excuse me."

"'Criticism completes me.'"

"He's a keeper."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO A SINGLES MIXER TONIGHT DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

DONT I ALWAYS?

IT'S ALL ABOUT KNOWING WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS.

FIND A WOMAN WHO LOOKS HOT, CARVE HER OUT FROM THE HERD AND READ THIS.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S THE ULTIMATE PICK UP LINE.

UM... HI EXCUSE ME.

"CRITICISM COMPETES HE'S A KEEPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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