Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th February 2008

Dilbert//6889, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 24th February 2008

Tags

dating advice from dog pick up line ultimate pick up line criticism completes me low self esteem woman responds relationships

Official transcript

"I'm going to a singles mixer tonight."

"Do you have any advice?"

"Don't I always?"

"It's all about knowing what a woman needs."

"Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this."

"What is it?"

"It's the ultimate pick up line."

"Um...Hi. Excuse me."

"'Criticism completes me.'"

"He's a keeper."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO A SINGLES MIXER TONIGHT DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

DONT I ALWAYS?

IT'S ALL ABOUT KNOWING WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS.

FIND A WOMAN WHO LOOKS HOT, CARVE HER OUT FROM THE HERD AND READ THIS.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S THE ULTIMATE PICK UP LINE.

UM... HI EXCUSE ME.

"CRITICISM COMPETES HE'S A KEEPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Ultimate Pick-Up Line"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and witty remarks, attending a singles mixer.
• He is determined to find a woman who looks hot while reading a book.
• After asking for advice, he is told that it's all about knowing what a woman needs.
• Dilbert then approaches a woman and uses the ultimate pick-up line: "Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd, and read this."
• The woman is impressed by his confidence and creativity, and they start talking.
• However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when the woman asks Dilbert about his criticism completion skills.
• Dilbert proudly claims to be a keeper, but the woman is unimpressed and walks away.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking dejected and disappointed.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip highlights the challenges of online dating and the importance of being genuine and authentic in one's approach.
• It also pokes fun at the idea of using cheesy pick-up lines to attract someone's attention.
• The strip's humor and satire make it relatable to anyone who has ever tried to navigate the world of online dating.

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