Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd February 2008

Dilbert//6888, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 23rd February 2008

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firing humorless stain interview boss soul of humanity support thesis worship satan

Official transcript

"The Dogbert gazette is doing a story on your firing of an employee for posting a comic on the wall."

"I need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity."

"Would oyu say you worship satan, or do you simply respect his nonsense approach to discipline?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT GAZETTE IS DOING A STORY ON YOUR FIRING OF AN EMPLOYEE FOR POSTING A COMIC ON THE WALL.

I NEED SOME QUOTES THAT SUPPORT MY THESIS OF YOU BEING A HUMORLESS STAIN ON THE SOUL OF HUMANITY.

WOULD YOU SAY YOU WORSHIP SATAN, OR DO YOU SIMPLY RESPECT HIS NO- NONSENSE APPROACH TO DISCIPLINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee, with the boss requesting a quote from the employee's thesis for a story in the Dogbert Gazette.

• The employee responds by asking if the boss would say they worship Satan or simply respect his no-nonsense approach to discipline.
• The boss is taken aback by the employee's response, highlighting the humorless nature of the thesis.
• The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the idea of a thesis being overly serious and lacking humor.
• The exchange between the boss and employee showcases the absurdity of the situation, with the employee's response being a clever way to highlight the thesis's lack of humor.

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