Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd February 2008

Dilbert//6888, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 23rd February 2008

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firing humorless stain interview boss soul of humanity support thesis worship satan

Official transcript

"The Dogbert gazette is doing a story on your firing of an employee for posting a comic on the wall."

"I need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity."

"Would oyu say you worship satan, or do you simply respect his nonsense approach to discipline?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT GAZETTE IS DOING A STORY ON YOUR FIRING OF AN EMPLOYEE FOR POSTING A COMIC ON THE WALL.

I NEED SOME QUOTES THAT SUPPORT MY THESIS OF YOU BEING A HUMORLESS STAIN ON THE SOUL OF HUMANITY.

WOULD YOU SAY YOU WORSHIP SATAN, OR DO YOU SIMPLY RESPECT HIS NO- NONSENSE APPROACH TO DISCIPLINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in the newspaper.

Strip Summary

The comic strip consists of three panels:

• Panel 1: The boss sits at his desk, looking at a small white figure of a man. The boss says, "The Dogbert Gazette is doing a story on your firing of an employee for posting a comic on the wall."
• Panel 2: The boss continues, "I need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity."
• Panel 3: The boss asks, "Would you say you worship Satan, or do you simply respect his no-nonsense approach to discipline?"

Character Interaction

The boss is portrayed as a strict and serious character, while the small white figure of a man is depicted as a humorous and satirical representation of an employee. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a boss trying to justify firing an employee for posting a comic on the wall, and the absurdity of the situation is highlighted through the use of satire and humor.

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