Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th February 2008

Dilbert//6894, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 29th February 2008

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300 iq computer convincing people desk evil director human resources nobel prize track record unix technology business

Official transcript

Catbert, the evil director of human resources, posts a job opening. Requirements: Candidate must have an I.Q. of 200, two centuries of unix experience and a track record of winning nobel prizes. "90% of my job is convincing people they don't deserve theirs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT, THE EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES, POSTS A JOB OPENING.

REQUIREMENTS: CANDIDATE MUST HAVE CENTURIES OF UNIX EXPERIENCE AND A TRACK RECORD OF WINNING NOBEL PRIZES 90% OF MY JOB IS CONVINCING PEOPLE THEY DON'T DESERVE THEIRS.

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