Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st March 2008

Dilbert//6895, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 1st March 2008

Tags

300 iq immortality drug impossible requirements job interview nobel peace prize time machine too old two centuires unix

Official transcript

"I have all of the job requirements you're looking for."

"I have an I.Q. of 300 several nobel prizes, and two centuries of unix experience, thanks to the time machine and immortality drug I invented."

"That's a lot of words for 'too old.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE ALL OF THE JOB REQUIREMENTS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 300, SEVERAL NOBEL PRIZES, AND TWO CENTURIES OF UNIX EXPERIENCE, THANKS TO THE TIME MACHINE AND THE IMMORTALITY DRUG I INVENTED.

THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS FOR "TOO OLD."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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