Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th March 2008

Dilbert//6899, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 5th March 2008

Tags

woman confides sad story piano fell on head dilbert laughs killed brother

Official transcript

"I used to have a brother, but a piano fell on his head."

"Hee hee!"

"Sometimes I laugh at the wrong times."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USED TO HAVE A BROTHER, BUT A PIANO FELL ON HIS HEAD.

HEE HEE!

SOMETIMES I LAUGH AT THE WRONG TIMES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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