Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th March 2008

Dilbert//6898, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 4th March 2008

Tags

code monkey dreams evil director less work software simian architect engineering

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I'd like to change my job title to something 'architect' in it."

"My dream is to do less work while allegedly being more valuable."

"The best I can do is 'code monkey.'"

"How about 'software simian'?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ID LIKE TO CHANGE MY JOB TITLE TO SOMETHING WITH "ARCHITECT" IN IT.

MY DREAM IS TO DO LESS WORK WHILE ALLEGEDLY BEING MORE VALUABLE.

THE BEST I CAN DO IS "CODE MONKEY." HOW ABOUT "SOFTWARE SIMIAN"?

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