Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th March 2008

Dilbert//6901, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 7th March 2008

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renounced addcition internet giving advice wifi booster signal booster technology

Official transcript

You'd be happier if you renounced your addiction to the internet and lived for the moment. "Are you referring to the moment when there's a rat on my bed giving me bad advice?"

"How about now?"

"Perfect. Don't chew on the wi-fi signal booster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'D BE HAPPIER IF YOU RENOUNCED YOUR ADDICTION TO THE INTERNET AND LIVED FOR THE MOMENT.

ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOMENT WHEN THERE'S A RAT ON MY BED GIVING ME BAD ADVICE?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

PERFECT. DON'T CHEW ON THE WI-FI SIGNAL BOOSTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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