Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th March 2008

Dilbert//6902, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 8th March 2008

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jesus introduces new employee team leader enjoy retirement coffee stain

Official transcript

"Wally, this is your new team leader. He spells his name like Jesus but it's pronounced Hay-Soos."

"If you do what Jesus would do, you can enjoy your retirement."

"I have a coffee stain that looks just like you."

"I get that a lot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, THIS IS YOUR NEW TEAM LEADER. HE SPELLS HIS NAME LIKE JESUS BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED HAY-SOOS.

IF YOU DO WHAT JESUS WOULD DO, YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT.

I HAVE A COFFEE STAIN THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

I GET THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A New Team Leader"

Summary:

• Wally, the new team leader, introduces himself as "Wally," not "Hay-SOOS."
• He emphasizes the importance of enjoying retirement, implying that it's a privilege.
• The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Wally reveals he has a coffee stain on his shirt that resembles Jesus.
• The punchline is that Wally believes the coffee stain makes him look like Jesus, which is ironic given his earlier statement about enjoying retirement.

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