Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th March 2008

Dilbert//6904, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 10th March 2008

Tags

breakroom coffee into wine hay-soos jesus miracle new employee special powers hair bald

Official transcript

Pronounced Hay-soos "With a name like Jesus, I can't promise I won't mock you."

Foop! "baldness be gone."

"I'm not lazy...and I can see!"

"Don't spill your wine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRONOUNCED HAY-SOOS WITH A NAME LIKE JESUS, I CAN'T PROMISE I WON'T MOCK YOU.

BALDNESS BE GONE.

I'M NOT LAZY...

AND I CAN SEE!

DON'T SPILL YOUR WINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Pronounced Hay-soos" and it was originally published in the newspaper.

Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between two men in an office setting. The first man, who is bald, says that he can't promise not to mock the second man's name, Jesus. The second man responds by saying that he's not lazy and can see, despite the fact that he's wearing a hat. The first man then spills his wine on the second man's head, causing him to exclaim "Foop!" The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of communication and the absurdities of everyday life.

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