Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th March 2008

Dilbert//6904, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 10th March 2008

Tags

breakroom coffee into wine hay-soos jesus miracle new employee special powers hair bald

Official transcript

Pronounced Hay-soos "With a name like Jesus, I can't promise I won't mock you."

Foop! "baldness be gone."

"I'm not lazy...and I can see!"

"Don't spill your wine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRONOUNCED HAY-SOOS WITH A NAME LIKE JESUS, I CAN'T PROMISE I WON'T MOCK YOU.

BALDNESS BE GONE.

I'M NOT LAZY...

AND I CAN SEE!

DON'T SPILL YOUR WINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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