Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th March 2008

Dilbert//6905, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 11th March 2008

Tags

jesus leader team leader in need 12 people upgrade systems lunch meeting bed feelings savior office

Official transcript

It's pronounced Hay-soos. "My name is Jesus, and I seek twelve people to work on my project."

"I am the saver of databases. Join me to upgrade our systems."

"First, we're all going to lunch."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S PRONOUNCED HAY-SOOS MY NAME IS JESUS, AND I SEEK TWELVE PEOPLE TO WORK ON MY PROJECT.

I AM THE SAVER OF DATABASES. JOIN ME TO UPGRADE OUR SYSTEMS.

FIRST, WE'RE ALL GOING TO LUNCH.

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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