Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th March 2008

Dilbert//6906, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 12th March 2008

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pronouned hay-soos fixed eye sight hair regrow 40 shares punch pilot light ceo team organizer

Official transcript

Pronounced Hay-soos. "The new team leader, Jesus, is gaining quite a following."

"He fixed my eyesight and made my hair regrow. I think he wants your job as CEO."

"For forty shares of stock, I could point him out at lunch."

"I'll punch his pilot light out!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRONOUNCED HAY-5005 THE NEW TEAM LEADER, JESUS, IS GAINING QUITE A FOLLOWING.

HE FIXED MY EYESIGHT AND MADE MY HAIR REGROW. I THINK HE WANTS YOUR JOB AS CEO.

FOR FORTY SHARES OF STOCK, I COULD POINT HIM OUT AT LUNCH.

I'LL PUNCH HIS PILOT LIGHT OUT!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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