Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th March 2008

Dilbert//6911, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 17th March 2008

Tags

soul crushing negativity humanity final chapter darkness anticipating

Official transcript

That's my plan. Now I'd like to open the floor to your soul-crushing negativity. "You have written humanity's final chapter!"

"Darkness stalks us!"

"I'll never know love!"

"Anticipating it didn't help."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT'S MY PLAN.

NOW I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR TO YOUR SOUL-CRUSHING NEGATIVITY.

YOU HAVE WRITTEN HUMANITY'S FINAL CHAPTER!

DARKNESS STALKS US!

I'LL NEVER KNOW LOVE!

ANTICIPATING IT DIDN'T HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Darkness Stalks Us"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man, Dilbert, who is attempting to open the floor to negative comments. However, his colleagues are hesitant to speak up, fearing that it will bring about their own demise. One colleague, dressed as a vampire, exclaims, "Darkness stalks us!" while another, dressed as a werewolf, responds, "I'll never know love!"

The scene is set in a dark and ominous tone, with the characters' costumes adding to the eerie atmosphere. The strip pokes fun at the idea that people often avoid discussing negative topics due to fear of being associated with them. The use of vampire and werewolf costumes adds a layer of humor to the strip, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the comic strip uses satire to comment on human behavior and the tendency to avoid uncomfortable topics.

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