Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th March 2008

Dilbert//6911, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 17th March 2008

Tags

soul crushing negativity humanity final chapter darkness anticipating

Official transcript

That's my plan. Now I'd like to open the floor to your soul-crushing negativity. "You have written humanity's final chapter!"

"Darkness stalks us!"

"I'll never know love!"

"Anticipating it didn't help."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT'S MY PLAN.

NOW I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR TO YOUR SOUL-CRUSHING NEGATIVITY.

YOU HAVE WRITTEN HUMANITY'S FINAL CHAPTER!

DARKNESS STALKS US!

I'LL NEVER KNOW LOVE!

ANTICIPATING IT DIDN'T HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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