Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th March 2008

Dilbert//6912, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 18th March 2008

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pessimistic co workers crushed soul meat clothes rain soul less fortunate volunteering

Official transcript

My pessimistic coworkers have crushed my soul. Now I am nothing but meat with clothes. "You can regain your soul by volunteering to help the less fortunate."

"Who is less fortunate than me?"

"Anyone you date."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PESSIMISTIC COWORKERS HAVE CRUSHED MY SOUL.

NOW I AM NOTHING BUT MEAT WITH CLOTHES YOU CAN REGAIN YOUR SOUL BY VOLUNTEERING TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE.

WHO IS LESS FORTUNATE THAN ME?

ANYONE YOU DATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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