Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st March 2008

Dilbert//6915, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 21st March 2008

Tags

dried up head evil director free stuff hr inquiry trouble saying no

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "is there a company sponsored program for regrowing my lost soul?"

"No, but I'd be happy to bat your dried-up head until it snaps off."

"I have trouble saying no to free stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES IS THERE A COMPANY SPONSORED PROGRAM FOR REGROWING MY LOST SOUL?

NO, BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO BAT YOUR DRIED-UP HEAD UNTIL IT SNAPS OFF.

I HAVE TROUBLE SAYING NO TO FREE STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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