Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st March 2008

Dilbert//6915, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 21st March 2008

Tags

dried up head evil director free stuff hr inquiry trouble saying no

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "is there a company sponsored program for regrowing my lost soul?"

"No, but I'd be happy to bat your dried-up head until it snaps off."

"I have trouble saying no to free stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES IS THERE A COMPANY SPONSORED PROGRAM FOR REGROWING MY LOST SOUL?

NO, BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO BAT YOUR DRIED-UP HEAD UNTIL IT SNAPS OFF.

I HAVE TROUBLE SAYING NO TO FREE STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Free Stuff"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, engaging in a conversation with an employee. The employee inquires about a company-sponsored program for regrowing lost souls, to which Catbert responds that he is happy to bat the employee's dried-up head until it snaps off. The employee then expresses concern about being offered free stuff, prompting Catbert to reveal that he has trouble saying "no" to free items. The strip humorously portrays Catbert's mischievous nature and his tendency to exploit company resources for personal gain.

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