Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th March 2008

Dilbert//6914, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 20th March 2008

Tags

smart garbageman again soul someone less fortunate flowers on grave grave speaks

Official transcript

"The world's smartest garbage man says I need to help someone less fortunate to regain my soul."

"Don't look at me. I'm happier than a tickled clam."

"I brought you some flowers, dead person."

"I don't need 'em I'm good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE WORLD'S SMARTEST GARBAGE MAN SAYS I NEED TO HELP SOMEONE LESS FORTUNATE TO REGAIN MY SOUL.

DON'T LOOK AT ME. IM HAPPIER THAN A TICKLED CLAM I BROUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS, DEAD PERSON I DON'T NEED 'EM.

IM GOOD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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