Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th March 2008

Dilbert//6918, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 24th March 2008

Tags

flatten hair important document option put on head happy unique filing clutter

Official transcript

Where can I put this important document so it won't get lost in your desk clutter? "I'll flatten my hair so you can leave it on top of my head."

"Are you happy?"

"I didn't know happy was an option."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE CAN I PUT THIS IMPORTANT DOCUMENT SO IT WONT GET LOST IN YOUR DESK CLUTTER?

I'LL FLATTEN MY HAIR SO YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON TOP OF MY HEAD ARE YOU HAPPY?

I DIDN'T KNOW HAPPY WAS AN OPTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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