Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th March 2008

Dilbert//6919, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 25th March 2008

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hired archaeologist desk clutter copier reapirman used tools not fast found in clutter skull of men

Official transcript

"Carol, I hired famed archaeologist Dogbert to find the budget report in the clutter of your desk."

"This appears to be a copier repairman skull, possibly a ricoh or kyocera."

"I think he used tools."

"Not fast enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I HIRED FAMED ARCHAEOLOGIST DOGBERT TO FIND THE BUDGET REPORT IN THE CLUTTER OF YOUR DESK.

THIS APPEARS TO BE A COPIER REPAIRMAN SKULL, POSSIBLY A RICOH OR KYOCERA.

I THINK HE USED TOOLS.

NOT FAST ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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