Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th March 2008

Dilbert//6919, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 25th March 2008

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hired archaeologist desk clutter copier reapirman used tools not fast found in clutter skull of men

Official transcript

"Carol, I hired famed archaeologist Dogbert to find the budget report in the clutter of your desk."

"This appears to be a copier repairman skull, possibly a ricoh or kyocera."

"I think he used tools."

"Not fast enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I HIRED FAMED ARCHAEOLOGIST DOGBERT TO FIND THE BUDGET REPORT IN THE CLUTTER OF YOUR DESK.

THIS APPEARS TO BE A COPIER REPAIRMAN SKULL, POSSIBLY A RICOH OR KYOCERA.

I THINK HE USED TOOLS.

NOT FAST ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Budget Report Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a green shirt, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with Carol, a woman with black hair tied up in a bun, wearing a grey suit jacket over a white shirt.

Dilbert explains that he has hired an archaeologist, Dogbert, to create a budget report. However, Dogbert appears to be a copier repairman skull, possibly a Ricoh or Kyocera. Dilbert is perplexed, stating that he thinks Dogbert used the wrong tools.

The strip is attributed to Scott Adams, as indicated by the text "www.dilbert.com" and "©2008 Scott Adams, Inc./Distributed by UFS, Inc." printed vertically along the left and right edges of the image.

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