Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd April 2008

Dilbert//6928, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 3rd April 2008

Tags

project customer calls can't deliver on time features needed getting waterboarded birthday price went up

Official transcript

My project is on hold. Do you need any help on yours? "Sure. Call these customers and tell them we can't deliver on time or with the features they need."

"Do you have any tasks that don't feel like getting waterboarded on your birthday?"

"And tell them the price went up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS ON HOLD. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP ON YOURS?

SURE. CALL THESE CUSTOMERS AND TELL THEM WE CAN'T DELIVER ON TIME OR WITH THE FEATURES THEY NEED.

DO YOU HAVE ANY TASKS THAT DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING WATERBOARDED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

AND TELL THEM THE PRICE WENT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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