Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th April 2008

Dilbert//6929, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 4th April 2008

Tags

preventer of info systems authorized illegal access zap

Official transcript

Mordac, the preventer of information services "Do you know how the system distinguishes between authorized and illegal access?"

ZAP! "It doesn't."

"ha ha!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM DISTINGUISHES BETWEEN AUTHORIZED AND ILLEGAL ACCESS?

LAP!

IT DOESN T.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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