Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th April 2008

Dilbert//6932, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 7th April 2008

Tags

capital cost estimates clarify ruin the system

Official transcript

"Wally, do yuo have the capital cost estimates I asked for last week?"

"No, I always ask you to clarify what you need. You say you'll get back to me but you never do."

"Maybe I could clarify it now."

"That would ruin my system."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE THE CAPITAL COST ESTIMATES I ASKED FOR LAST WEEK?

NO. I ALWAYS ASK YOU TO CLARIFY WHAT YOU NEED. YOU SAY YOU'LL GET BACK TO ME BUT YOU NEVER DO.

MAYBE I COULD CLARIFY IT NOW.

THAT WOULD RUIN MY SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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