Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th April 2008

Dilbert//6933, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 8th April 2008

Tags

bad raise boss fired managing expectations heartless

Official transcript

You're fired! "Gaaa!!!"

"Not really. But now this 2% raise won't seem so bad."

"This job is all about managing expectations."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE FIRED!

GAA!!!

NOT REALLY.

BUT NOW THIS 2% RAISE WON'T SEEM SO BAD.

THIS JOB IS ALL ABOUT MANAGING EXPECTATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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