Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th April 2008

Dilbert//6939, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 14th April 2008

Tags

cell phone complaints private office threat technology

Official transcript

Alice says, "Loud Howard insists on using his speak-phone in his cubicle. You have to do something about it."

The Boss says, "I'll move him to a private office that just became available. Problem solved."

Alice says, "I need to punch you until we both forget what happened here."

Ted The Generic Guy says, "Gaaa!!!"

Dilbert says, "Spare the glasses."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOUD HOWARD INSISTS ON USING HIS SPEAKERPHONE IN HIS CUBICLE.

YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I'LL MOVE HIM TO A PRIVATE OFFICE THAT JUST BECAME AVAILABLE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

I NEED TO PUNCH YOU UNTIL WE BOTH FORGET WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

SPARE THE GAAA!!!

GLASSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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