Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th April 2008

Dilbert//6940, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 15th April 2008

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5 minute huddle high energy standup meeting solved in minute

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I want the entire staff to meet at 10 A.M. every day for a five-minute huddle."

The Boss says, "We'll use this high-energy stand-up meeting to solve problems and share successes."

The Boss says,"Who has a problem that can be solved in a minute?"

Wally says, "I'm tired. Can I sit on you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT THE ENTIRE STAFF TO MEET AT 10 A.M. EVERY DAY FOR A FIVE-MINUTE HUDDLE.

WELL USE THIS HIGH- ENERGY STANDUP MEETING TO SOLVE PROBLEMS AND SHARE SUCCESSES.

WHO HAS A PROBLEM THAT CAN BE SOLVED IN A MINUTE?

I'M TIRED.

CAN I SIT ON YOU?

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