Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th April 2008

Dilbert//6943, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 18th April 2008

Tags

emotional investment company families divorced single never been kissed mission accomplished business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I want you to have the same emotional investment in this company as you have with your families."

Wally says, "I'm divorced."

Dilbert says, "I'm single."

Asok The Intern says, "I have never been kissed."

Wally says, "Mission accomplished."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE SAME EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS COMPANY AS YOU HAVE WITH YOUR FAMILIES.

IM DIVORCED.

I'M SINGLE.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN KISSED.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mission Accomplished"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate frustrations, in a humorous situation. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert's boss asks him to have an emotional investment in the company, much like he has with his family.
• Dilbert responds with a series of humorous statements, including:
  • "I'm divorced."
  • "I'm single."
  • "I have never been kissed."
• The boss is satisfied with Dilbert's responses, declaring, "Mission accomplished."

The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate culture, highlighting the absurdity of expecting employees to have strong emotional connections to their workplace. Dilbert's deadpan reactions and clever comebacks add to the humor, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the series.

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