Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th April 2008

Dilbert//6943, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 18th April 2008

Tags

emotional investment company families divorced single never been kissed mission accomplished business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I want you to have the same emotional investment in this company as you have with your families."

Wally says, "I'm divorced."

Dilbert says, "I'm single."

Asok The Intern says, "I have never been kissed."

Wally says, "Mission accomplished."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE SAME EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS COMPANY AS YOU HAVE WITH YOUR FAMILIES.

IM DIVORCED.

I'M SINGLE.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN KISSED.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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