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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th April 2008

Dilbert//6944, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 19th April 2008


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meeting marketing engineers percentage increase trivial base stink eye business


Official transcript

Ted The Generic Guy says, "thanks to marketing. Sales have increased 100%!"

Dilbert says, "Question: are you asking a room full of engineers to be excited about a big percentage increase over a trivial base?"

Ted The Generic Guy says, "You leave me no choice but to give you the stink eye."

Dilbert says, "Ow! Ow! Make it stop!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THANKS TO MARKETING, SALES HAVE INCREASED 100%.

QUESTION: ARE YOU ASKING A ROOM FULL OF ENGINEERS TO BE EXCITED ABOUT A BIG PERCENTAGE INCREASE OVER A TRIVIAL BASE?

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE YOU THE STINK EYE.

OW! OW!

MAKE IT STOP!

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