Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st April 2008

Dilbert//6946, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 21st April 2008

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stink eye banned telekinetic powers neutralize threat indian institute department

Official transcript

Man says, "Beware the power of stink eye. Intern. I will make you bow to my will!"

Asok The Intern says, "Gaaa!!!"

Asok The Intern says, "Must...Use...Banned telekinetic powers to neutralize threat."

Man says, "Grrrr!!!"

Carol The Secretary says, "You have a call from the Indian Institute of technology. It's someone from the department of things you shouldn't do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEWARE THE POWER OF STINK EYE, INTERN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BOW TO MY WILL!

GAAA!!!

MUST.

. USE.

BANNED TELEKINETIC POWERS TO NEUTRALIZE THREAT.

GRRRR!!

YOU HAVE A CALL FROM THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. IT'S SOMEONE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Banned Telekinetic Powers"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a tense scene in a conference room, where a man is being reprimanded by his boss for using banned telekinetic powers to neutralize a threat. The boss warns him that this action is a serious offense and could result in disciplinary action.

Key Elements:

• The man is shown with his hands raised, as if he is being restrained or held back.
• The boss is seated at a table, looking stern and serious.
• A woman is standing next to the boss, looking concerned and worried.
• The background of the comic strip is a plain gray color, which adds to the sense of seriousness and formality of the scene.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of telekinetic powers being used in a workplace setting. It pokes fun at the idea of using such powers to solve problems, and highlights the importance of following rules and protocols in a professional environment.

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