Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd April 2008

Dilbert//6947, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd April 2008

Tags

indian institute of technology illegal use of telekinesis vijay pants

Official transcript

Man says, "Asok, you must return to the Indian Institute of Technology to explain your illegal use of telekinesis."

Asok The Intern says, "But, But..."

Poof!! Man says, "Vijay, pants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU MUST RETURN TO THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY TO EXPLAIN YOUR ILLEGAL USE OF TELEKINESIS.

BUT, BUT...

POOF!!

VIJAY, PANTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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