Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th April 2008

Dilbert//6955, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 30th April 2008

Tags

poison pill watch ceo carcass executives

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You can thwart this unfriendly takeover by using something called a poison pill."

Man says, "I keep one in my watch. I'll take it immediately."

Dogbert says, "That's not..."

Dogbert says, "I suppose I could feed your tainted CEO carcass to the executives of the other company."

Man says, "Gurgle"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN THWART THIS UNFRIENDLY TAKEOVER BY USING SOMETHING CALLED A POISON PILL.

I KEEP ONE IN MY WATCH.

I'LL TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY.

THAT'S NOT...

I SUPPOSE I COULD FEED YOUR TAINTED CEO CARCASS TO THE EXECUTIVES OF THE OTHER COMPANY.

GURGLE :

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