Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th April 2008

Dilbert//6955, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 30th April 2008

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poison pill watch ceo carcass executives

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You can thwart this unfriendly takeover by using something called a poison pill."

Man says, "I keep one in my watch. I'll take it immediately."

Dogbert says, "That's not..."

Dogbert says, "I suppose I could feed your tainted CEO carcass to the executives of the other company."

Man says, "Gurgle"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN THWART THIS UNFRIENDLY TAKEOVER BY USING SOMETHING CALLED A POISON PILL.

I KEEP ONE IN MY WATCH.

I'LL TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY.

THAT'S NOT...

I SUPPOSE I COULD FEED YOUR TAINTED CEO CARCASS TO THE EXECUTIVES OF THE OTHER COMPANY.

GURGLE :

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "CEO Poison Pill."

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a CEO and a CFO. The CEO has discovered that the CFO is planning to use a poison pill to take over the company. The CEO is outraged and threatens to fire the CFO if they do not comply with their demands.

The CFO, however, is not intimidated and reveals that they have already fed the CEO's "tainted carcass" to the other executives. The CEO is shocked and outraged by this revelation, and the comic strip ends with the CEO storming out of the room in anger.

Overall, the comic strip suggests that the CFO is willing to take drastic measures to achieve their goals, and that the CEO is not above using underhanded tactics to maintain control of the company.

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