Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st May 2008

Dilbert//6956, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 1st May 2008

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blather died inprocess grossly overpaid thwarted takeover

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I thwarted the hostile takeover bid, but your CEO died in the process."

Dogbert says, "I'll find you someone else to blather about quality while being grossly overpaid."

Dogbert says, "I like your look, but can you blather?""Quality is my global added value!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THWARTED THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER BID, BUT YOUR CEO DIED IN THE PROCESS.

I'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE ELSE TO BLATHER ABOUT QUALITY WHILE BEING GROSSLY OVERPAID.

I LIKE YOUR LOOK, BUT CAN YOU BLATHER?

QUALITY IS MY GLOBAL ADDED VALUE!

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