Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th May 2008

Dilbert//6960, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 5th May 2008

Tags

count on cooperation scent of failure bath submerged fix it

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Can I could on your cooperation for the next phase of the project?"

Woman says, "No."

Woman says, "You emit the musky scent of failure. Women can detect that sort of thing."

Dilbert says, "Would a bath fix it?"

Woman says, "How long are you willing to stay submerged?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I COUNT ON YOUR COOPERATION FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF THE PROJECT?

NO.

YOU EMIT THE MUSKY SCENT OF FAILURE.

WOMEN CAN DETECT THAT SORT OF THING.

WOULD A BATH FIX IT?

HOW LONG ARE YOU WILLING TO STAY SUBMERGED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Musky Scent of Failure"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his corporate job.
• In this strip, Dilbert is asked to count on his cooperation for the next phase of a project.
• He responds with a "no" and explains that he emits the musky scent of failure, which women can detect.
• The woman asks how long it would take to fix a bath, implying that Dilbert's scent is so overpowering that it needs to be remedied.
• The strip ends with a humorous exchange between Dilbert and the woman, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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