Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th May 2008

Dilbert//6960, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 5th May 2008

Tags

count on cooperation scent of failure bath submerged fix it

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Can I could on your cooperation for the next phase of the project?"

Woman says, "No."

Woman says, "You emit the musky scent of failure. Women can detect that sort of thing."

Dilbert says, "Would a bath fix it?"

Woman says, "How long are you willing to stay submerged?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I COUNT ON YOUR COOPERATION FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF THE PROJECT?

NO.

YOU EMIT THE MUSKY SCENT OF FAILURE.

WOMEN CAN DETECT THAT SORT OF THING.

WOULD A BATH FIX IT?

HOW LONG ARE YOU WILLING TO STAY SUBMERGED?

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