Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th May 2008

Dilbert//6962, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 7th May 2008

Tags

crs database sibs data base wrong data

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Use the CRS database to size the market."

Dilbert says, "That data is wrong."

The Boss says, "Then use the sibs database."

Dilbert says, "That data is also wrong."

The Boss says, "Can you average them?"

Dilbert says, "Sure. I can multiply them too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

USE THE CRS DATABASE TO SIZE THE MARKET.

THAT DATA IS WRONG.

THEN USE THE SIBS DATABASE.

THAT DATA IS ALSO WRONG.

CAN YOU AVERAGE THEM?

SURE. I CAN MULTIPLY THEM TOO.

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