Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th May 2008

Dilbert//6963, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 8th May 2008

Tags

accurate numbers more useful studies showed make up stats

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I didn't have any accurate numbers so I just made up this one."Dilbert says, "Studies have shown that accurate numbers aren't any more useful than the ones we make up."The Boss says, "How many studies showed that?"

Dilbert says, "Eighty-seven."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN T HAVE ANY ACCURATE NUMBERS SO I JUST MADE UP THIS ONE.

$4,629,873 STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT ACCURATE NUMBERS AREN'T ANY MORE USEFUL THAN THE ONES YOU MAKE UP.

HOW MANY STUDIES SHOWED THAT?

EIGHTY - SEVEN.

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