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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th May 2008

Dilbert//6965, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 10th May 2008


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antique thing defective prodcuts free up funds larger volume longer test sales force quality control budget


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I cut the quality control budget to free up funds to increase our sales force."

Dilbert says, "So your strategy is to sell a larger volume of defective products?"

The Boss says, "The quality will be fine. The tests will just take longer."

Dilbert says, "So...It's an antique thing?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CUT THE QUALITY CONTROL BUDGET TO FREE UP FUNDS TO INCREASE OUR SALES FORCE.

SO YOUR STRATEGY IS TO SELL A LARGER VOLUME OF DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS?

THE QUALITY WILL BE FINE. THE TESTS WILL JUST TAKE LONGER.

SO..

IT'S AN ANTIQUE THING?

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