Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th May 2008

Dilbert//6964, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 9th May 2008

Tags

company invested billion dollars made up numbers slide to oblivion made a difference victims

Official transcript

"The company decided to invest a billion dollars based on your stupid made-up numbers."

"You've crushed my dreams of a better tomorrow. Now my life is a cold, wet slide to oblivion."

"I finally made a difference at work."

"how many victims?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY DECIDED TO INVEST A BILLION DOLLARS BASED ON YOUR STUPID, MADE -UP NUMBERS.

YOU'VE CRUSHED MY DREAMS OF A BETTER TOMORROW.

NOW MY LIFE IS A COLD, WET SLIDE TO OBLIVION.

I FINALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE AT WORK.

HOW MANY VICTIMS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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