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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th May 2008

Dilbert//6970, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 15th May 2008


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assigned same project discovered one month agao 50% chance


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We just discovered that you assigned the same project to both of us a month ago."
The Boss says, "Sometimes I do that when I think neither of you has more than a 50% chance of doing something right."
Asok says, "Hey, I just discovered something."
The Boss says, "Or 33.3%"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE JUST DISCOVERED THAT YOU ASSIGNED THE SAME PROJECT TO BOTH OF US A MONTH AGO.

SOMETIMES I DO THAT WHEN I THINK NEITHER OF YOU HAS MORE THAN A 50% CHANCE OF DOING SOME THING RIGHT.

HEY, I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING.

OR 33.3%

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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