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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th May 2008

Dilbert//6971, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 16th May 2008


Tags

approved vendor list boss no one relaible reliable


Official transcript

"Do you have the approved vendor list?"

"Hmmm, Alice and Asok asked for that list too."

"Are you one of three people assigned to the same project because your boss believes none of you are reliable?"

"Maybe."

"Hmmm, and you're the last one to ask for the list."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE THE APPROVED VENDOR LIST?

HMMM, ALICE AND ASOK ASKED FOR THAT LIST TOO.

ARE YOU ONE OF THREE PEOPLE ASSIGNED TO THE SAME PROJECT BECAUSE YOUR BOSS BELIEVES NONE OF YOU ARE RELIABLE?

MAYBE.

HMMM, AND YOU'RE THE LAST ONE TO ASK FOR THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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