Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th May 2008

Dilbert//6975, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 20th May 2008

Tags

not attracted long enough fix things tech support use abilities no action

Official transcript

A woman says, "I'm not attracted to you, but I'd like to date you for one month."

A woman says, "That should be long enough to resolve any tech support issues on my home computer, cell phone and home theater."

Dilbert says, "Would there be any kissing?"

A woman says, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU, BUT I'D LIKE TO DATE YOU FOR ONE MONTH THAT SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH TO RESOLVE ANY TECH SUPPORT ISSUES ON MY HOME COMPUTER, CELL PHONE AND HOME THEATER WOULD THERE BE ANY KISSING?

WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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