Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th May 2008

Dilbert//6975, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 20th May 2008

Tags

not attracted long enough fix things tech support use abilities no action

Official transcript

A woman says, "I'm not attracted to you, but I'd like to date you for one month."

A woman says, "That should be long enough to resolve any tech support issues on my home computer, cell phone and home theater."

Dilbert says, "Would there be any kissing?"

A woman says, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU, BUT I'D LIKE TO DATE YOU FOR ONE MONTH THAT SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH TO RESOLVE ANY TECH SUPPORT ISSUES ON MY HOME COMPUTER, CELL PHONE AND HOME THEATER WOULD THERE BE ANY KISSING?

WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Dilbert's Date".

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert is shown to be interested in dating a woman who is not attracted to him. He asks her out for one month to resolve any technical issues on her home computer, cell phone, and home theater. The woman is surprised by Dilbert's request and asks if there would be any kissing involved. Dilbert responds that he is not sure, but he thinks he might be interested in kissing her. The woman is amused by Dilbert's response and agrees to go on the date with him.

Key Points:

• Dilbert asks a woman out for one month to resolve technical issues on her devices.
• The woman is surprised by Dilbert's request and asks if there would be any kissing involved.
• Dilbert responds that he is not sure, but he thinks he might be interested in kissing her.
• The woman agrees to go on the date with Dilbert.

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