Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st May 2008

Dilbert//6976, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 21st May 2008

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tool belt wear date squirrel satellite dish user

Official transcript

A woman says, "Dilbert, when you come over tonight, wear your toolbelt."

Dilbert says, "Because it's sexy?"

A woman says, "That would be between you and the squirrel that keeps chewing the cable from my satellite dish."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, WHEN YOU COME OVER TONIGHT, WEAR YOUR TOOLBELT.

BECAUSE IT'S SEXY?

THAT WOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND THE SQUIRREL THAT KEEPS CHEWING THE CABLE FROM MY SATELLITE DISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sexy and the Squirrel"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, on the phone with his girlfriend, Wally.
• Dilbert is wearing a toolbelt and claims it makes him sexy.
• Wally is skeptical and asks if the toolbelt is the only thing making him sexy.
• Dilbert responds that it would be between him and the squirrel that keeps chewing the cable from his satellite dish.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's reasoning and Wally's skepticism.

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