Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st May 2008

Dilbert//6976, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 21st May 2008

Tags

tool belt wear date squirrel satellite dish user

Official transcript

A woman says, "Dilbert, when you come over tonight, wear your toolbelt."

Dilbert says, "Because it's sexy?"

A woman says, "That would be between you and the squirrel that keeps chewing the cable from my satellite dish."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, WHEN YOU COME OVER TONIGHT, WEAR YOUR TOOLBELT.

BECAUSE IT'S SEXY?

THAT WOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND THE SQUIRREL THAT KEEPS CHEWING THE CABLE FROM MY SATELLITE DISH.

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