Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th May 2008

Dilbert//6980, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 25th May 2008

Tags

engineers hauled away human resources questioning mental stability sealed in concrete wrapped in plastic bodies hidden business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Go to human resources for a psychological evaluation."

Dilbert says, "Why??? Have I said anything that is abnormal?"

The Boss says, "You're an engineer. Everything you say is abnormal."

Catbert says, "Question one: How many bodies are hidden in the crawl space under your house?"

Dilbert says, "If they are hidden, how would I know?"

Catbert says, "Well, maybe you would smell them."

Dilbert says, "Not if they were wrapped in heavy plastic and sealed in concrete."

Wally says, "How'd it go?"

Dilbert says, "Not so good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GO TO HUMAN RESOURCES FOR A PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION.

WHY???

HAVE I SAID ANYTHING THAT IS ABNORMAL?

YOU'RE AN ENGINEER.

EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS ABNORMAL.

QUESTION ONE: HOW MANY BODIES ARE HIDDEN IN THE CRAWL SPACE UNDER YOUR HOUSE?

IF THEY ARE HIDDEN, HOW WOULD I KNOW?

WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD SMELL THEM.

NOT IF THEY WERE WRAPPED IN HEAVY PLASTIC AND SEALED IN CONCRETE.

HOW'D IT GO?

NOT GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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