Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th May 2008

Dilbert//6979, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 24th May 2008

Tags

churn butter needs next budget cycle not in budget broken computer

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My computer is broken. I need a new one."

The Boss says, "We don't have the budget."

The Boss says, "Do things that don't require a computer until the next budget cycle."

Dilbert says, "Like churning my own butter?"

The Boss says, "You make it sound creepy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN. I NEED A NEW ONE.

WE DONT HAVE THE BUDGET DO THINGS THAT DON'T REQUIRE A COMPUTER UNTIL THE NEXT BUDGET CYCLE.

LIKE CHURNING MY OWN BUTTER?

YOU MAKE IT SOUND CREEPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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