Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th May 2008

Dilbert//6983, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 28th May 2008

Tags

home lap top non standard cell phone elastic underpants trapped snagged clothes rigged office

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My only hope for productivity is to smuggle in my home laptop"

CLAMP CLAMP CLAMP Mordac says, "Now hand over the non-standard cell phone you keep in the elastic of your underpants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ONLY HOPE FOR PRODUCTIVITY IS TO SMUGGLE IN MY HOME LAPTOP CLAMP CLAMP CLAMP NOW HAND OVER THE NONSTANDARD CELL PHONE YOU KEEP IN THE ELASTIC OF YOUR UNDERPANTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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