Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th May 2008

Dilbert//6984, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 29th May 2008

Tags

evil director human resources evaluate job applicants unqualified loser nailing it business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "I like to use role play to evaluate job applicants."

Catbert says, "Pretend you're an unqualified loser."

Catberty says, "Wow. You're totally nailing it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I LIKE TO USE ROLE PLAY TO EVALUATE JOB APPLICANTS.

PRETEND YOU'RE AN UNQUALIFIED LOSER.

WOW. YOU'RE TOTALLY NAILING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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