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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th May 2008

Dilbert//6985, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 30th May 2008


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management potentail turtle attacked by hawk


Official transcript

Catbert says, "I will use role play to evaluate your management potential. Catbert says, "Imagine you are a turtle and you are being attacked by a hawk."

Catbert says, "That's better than I expected."

A man says, "Thanks."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WILL USE ROLE PLAY TO EVALUATE YOUR MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL.

IMAGINE YOU ARE A TURTLE AND YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A HAWK.

THAT'S BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.

THANKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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