Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th June 2008

Dilbert//6990, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 4th June 2008

Tags

class less useless carry coffee cups work faster two hands

Official transcript

Wally says, "I took a class to learn how to be less useless."

Wally says, "Now I carry twice as many coffee cups wherever I go."

Carol says, "Does that make you work faster?"

Wally says, "I only have two hands."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOOK A CLASS TO LEARN HOW TO BE LESS USELESS.

NOW I CARRY TWICE AS MANY COFFEE CUPS WHEREVER I GO.

DOES THAT MAKE YOU WORK FASTER?

I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Power of Two Hands"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around the protagonist's humorous approach to learning and productivity. The strip is divided into three panels, each featuring Dilbert and his boss.

• Panel 1: Dilbert's boss sarcastically comments on his lack of usefulness, prompting Dilbert to respond with a witty remark about being less useless.
• Panel 2: Dilbert showcases his newfound efficiency by carrying twice as many coffee cups as before, highlighting his ability to multitask.
• Panel 3: Dilbert's boss questions the effectiveness of using two hands, to which Dilbert replies that it makes him work faster.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of productivity and the importance of using both hands to get things done. It is a lighthearted and relatable commentary on the challenges of modern work life.

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