Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th June 2008

Dilbert//6990, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 4th June 2008

Tags

class less useless carry coffee cups work faster two hands

Official transcript

Wally says, "I took a class to learn how to be less useless."

Wally says, "Now I carry twice as many coffee cups wherever I go."

Carol says, "Does that make you work faster?"

Wally says, "I only have two hands."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOOK A CLASS TO LEARN HOW TO BE LESS USELESS.

NOW I CARRY TWICE AS MANY COFFEE CUPS WHEREVER I GO.

DOES THAT MAKE YOU WORK FASTER?

I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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