Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd June 2008

Dilbert//6989, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd June 2008

Tags

cure uselessness glass hammer bag of nothing borrow a pen

Official transcript

Catbert says, "Wally, I enrolled you in a program to cure uselessness."

Catbert says, "Your classmates will be a glass hammer and a bag of nothing."

Wally says, "Can I borrow a pen?"

A bag says, "Dude, no arms."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I ENROLLED YOU IN A PROGRAM TO CURE USELESSNESS YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE A GLASS HAMMER AND A BAG OF NOTHING.

CAN I BORROW A PEN?

DUDE, NO ARMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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