Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th June 2008

Dilbert//6994, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 8th June 2008

Tags

really show camera capture failures humiliations dull act of insignificance fill void fathering children being famous

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I decided to produce a reality show about your life."

Dilbert says, "What?"

Dogbert says, "The cameras will follow you around and capture all of your failures and humiliations."

Dilbert says, "Why would I agree to that?"

Dogbert says, "Because you suffer from the dull ache of insignificance."

Dogbert says, "You can only fill the horrible void in your soul by fathering children or being famous."

Dilbert says, "Maybe I prefer to have children."

Dogbert says, "And maybe you prefer to flap your ears and fly to Mars."

Dogbert says, "Do you see where I'm going with this?"

BOP A cameraman says, "Sorry."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO PRODUCE A REALITY SHOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

WHAT?

THE CAMERAS WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND CAPTURE ALL OF YOUR FAILURES AND HUMILIATIONS.

WHY WOULD I AGREE TO THAT?

BECAUSE YOU SUFFER FROM THE DULL ACHE OF INSIGNIFICANCE.

YOU CAN ONLY FILL THE HORRIBLE VOID IN YOUR SOUL BY FATHERING CHILDREN OR BEING FAMOUS.

MAYBE I PREFER TO HAVE CHILDREN.

AND MAYBE YOU PREFER TO FLAP YOUR EARS AND FLY TO MARS.

DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

SORRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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