Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th June 2008

Dilbert//6995, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 9th June 2008

Tags

meeting with boss vendors customers please kill me

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Asok, you never mentioned any issues this quarter, so I assume you didn't do any work."

A man says, "Ooooh, lordy lord! Our vendors are incompetent and our customers are suing us!!!"

The Boss says, "Why can't you be more like that guy?"

A man says, "Someone please kill me!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU NEVER MENTIONED ANY ISSUES THIS QUARTER, 50 I ASSUME YOU DIDN'T DO ANY WORK 000OH, LORDY LORD!

OUR VENDORS ARE INCOMPETENT AND OUR CUSTOMERS ARE SUING US!!!!

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT GUY?

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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