Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th June 2008

Dilbert//6997, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 11th June 2008

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abe lincoln avoid comparisons fords theater media trainer sandwhich company future

Official transcript

Dogbert the Media Trainer Dogbert says, "Carefully choose your words when talking about the company's future."

Dogbert says, "For example, avoid comparisons to Abe Lincoln at Ford's Theatre, 'Circling the drain,' and anything involving flies."

Dogbert says, "And never, ever refer to the company as any kind of sandwich you wouldn't want to eat."

A man says, "That's my favorite one!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE MEDIA TRAINER CAREFULLY CHOOSE YOUR WORDS WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE COMPANY'S FUTURE.

FOR EXAMPLE, AVOID COMPARISONS TO ABE LINCOLN AT FORD'S THEATRE, "CIRCLING THE DRAIN," AND ANYTHING INVOLVING FLIES.

AND NEVER, EVER REFER TO THE COMPANY AS ANY KIND OF SANDWICH YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EAT.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE!

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